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I wonder, what's this red button do?

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Dumb Ways to Die

Dumb Ways to Die

Dumb way to die


'Set fire to your hair
'

'Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
'

'Eat medicine that’s out of date
'

'Use your private parts as piranha bait

'

'Dumb ways to die,'

'so many dumb ways to die,'

'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,'

'so many dumb ways to die

'

'Get your toast out with a fork'

'
Do your own electrical work
'

'Teach yourself how to fly'

'
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie'

'

Dumb ways to die, '

'so many dumb ways to die, '

'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,'

'so many dumb ways to die

'

'Invite a psycho-killer inside
'

'Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
'

'Take your helmet off in outer space'

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Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

'

'Dumb ways to die, '

'so many dumb ways to die,'

'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, '

'so many dumb ways to die'

'

'

'Keep a rattlesnake as pet
'

'Sell both your kidneys on the internet'

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Eat a tube of superglue
'

'“I wonder what’s this red button do?”'

'

Dumb ways to die, '

'so many dumb ways to die,'

'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, '

'so many dumb ways to die'

'

Dress up like a moose during hunting season'

'
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason'

'
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
'

'Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing'

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Run across the tracks between the platforms
'

'They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

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'Dumbest ways to die
'

'Dumbest ways to die'

'
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie'

'
So many dumb'

'
So many dumb ways to die'

'

"Be safe around trains. '

'A message from Metro." 

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