I wonder, what's this red button do?
Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die
'Set fire to your hair '
'Poke a stick at a grizzly bear '
'Eat medicine that’s out of date '
'Use your private parts as piranha bait '
'Dumb ways to die,'
'so many dumb ways to die,'
'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,'
'so many dumb ways to die '
'Get your toast out with a fork'
' Do your own electrical work '
'Teach yourself how to fly'
' Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie'
' Dumb ways to die, '
'so many dumb ways to die, '
'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,'
'so many dumb ways to die '
'Invite a psycho-killer inside '
'Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride '
'Take your helmet off in outer space'
' Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place '
'Dumb ways to die, '
'so many dumb ways to die,'
'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, '
'so many dumb ways to die'
' '
'Keep a rattlesnake as pet '
'Sell both your kidneys on the internet'
' Eat a tube of superglue '
'“I wonder what’s this red button do?”'
' Dumb ways to die, '
'so many dumb ways to die,'
'dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, '
'so many dumb ways to die'
' Dress up like a moose during hunting season'
' Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason'
' Stand on the edge of a train station platform '
'Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing'
' Run across the tracks between the platforms '
'They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly '
'Dumbest ways to die '
'Dumbest ways to die'
' Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie'
' So many dumb'
' So many dumb ways to die'
' "Be safe around trains. '
'A message from Metro."