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This is a page for cheesey fun and laughs pleaese feel free to add any jokes! I will delete any harsh joke comments please read the please read!!!

WARNING! THESE JOKES ARE SO CHEESEY THAT THERE FUNNY...

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Cheesey JokesEdit

How do kids read baseball cards before they can even read?
Face2

HA!

They look at the pitchers

Duh! Every kid looks at the pictures!!!


Why did the orange stop?

Because he ran out of juice

Um... did he get smooshed or something?

Face1

Laugh out loud!!!


Why did the grandma knit three socks for her grandson?

Because he grew a foot (taller)

That's a weird grandma...


Why did the girl throw the butter outside?

Because she wanted to catch a butterfly

Wow... some weirdo!!!

Face3

Tee hee hee!!


Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?

She wanted to make-up her mind

Who does that?! (the lady... she's the laughing stock of the family!!!)


What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Face4

Funny!!!

Decomposing

Gee... that's sad to think about...



What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?



Smarty pants

Face5

SO DARNED FUNNY! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

That's so mean? Have you ever thought that he might not speak english???!!!



How do you catch a computerized fish?

With an enternet

Created danibean (for real)


How do balls become fly balls?



They catch the wind

Face6

HALARIOUS!!!

Created by greg banana (for real)



What did the baker put on his bed?

Cookie sheets

Idiot!!!


Why was the scientist's head wet?

Becasue had had a brain storm

Who has actual brain storms???

Face7

LOSER!!!



Why did the woman installa knoker on his door?  

She wanted to win the No-Bell prize

Old fashon!!!


Who made the first air plane that could not fly?

The wrong brothers

That's so mean! it's not their fault they messed up the FIRST time!!!

Face8

GIGGLE!


What kind of gum does a scientist chew?    

Ex-speariment

Loser! probably tases like pee!



Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them

In the game tennis, but who said in real life?


Why does a cowboy ride a horse?

Because it's too heavy to carry

Yeah, but why a horse and not a cow? That's not the answer I was looking for...

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